Welcome to the Alien Slaughterhouse!

We're open for business, but don't expect any... creature comforts.

Alien Bingo | Alien Roulette

Our latest offering: a selection of freshly killed and expertly gutted aliens, served with a side of regret.

Come for the intergalactic ambiance, stay for the existential dread.

Don't forget to tip your waitstaff (they're not as nice as they seem)